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double-barreled assault and battery 

(Not to be confused with domestic violence)when both partners in a relationship commit physical violence against each other, usually following an argument.
Slava Voynov's case is double-barreled assault and battery, not simple domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.
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Double Dipping 

The act of having a three way, during the three way, you are getting your dick rode (or sucked) and eating out the other girls vagina
Jeremy: Yo Ethan I heard you and your girl had a thee way and Double Dipped?
Ethan: Yeah bruh we Double Dipping bruh!
Double Dipping by CokeMaster69 October 25, 2014

Double barreling

Smoking two joints or two blunts at once.
Duuude! He's double barreling those joints! I hope he could take it
Double barreling by readdasein March 5, 2015

double dutch chocolate ice cream 

When a girl or boy gets fucked by a Persian guy and he pulls out with shit on his dick. And another girl/boy licks the shit off Persian guys dick.
Gentile: I had an amazing double dutch chocolate ice cream last night with 2 hot Persian boys!
Joey: You have some serious fucking issues man.

double burrito 

When one burrito simply isn't enough to fill the large urge you have to devour burritos.

Or when wrapped up in a blanket to resemble a human burrito and someone wishes to join in on the cuddling, making it a double burrito.
Boy- Man, I'm so toasty in my blanket. I'm a human burrito!
Girl- That looks comfy and I'm kinda chilly. Can I join your burrito?
Boy- Of course! Double burrito is best burrito!
double burrito by KawaiiKaley April 5, 2016

double bag it 

when a girl isn't on birth control and getting pregnant is absolutely not an option, the guy will put on two condoms
if you wanna get in this pussy you're gonna have to double bag it
double bag it by ugh_____ July 24, 2016

double pipe 

When you burb and fart at the same time
I just did a double pipe classic.
double pipe by jenjen45 July 23, 2016