trophy cock

The male equivalent of a trophy wife.

The widow rediscovered her passionate side with her new trophy cock, Jim, the 23 year-old surfer.

by Double Dave September 3, 2006

cock in the grass

An insult with no real logical basis; however, many people find it offensive.

Quit being a cock in the grass and come over here.

by Tyler McClurg January 2, 2007

Cock Wine

Sperm, Cum, Ejaculation, Man Sauce

Cindy is coming over tonight for a personal Cock Wine tasting.

by Hookers March 7, 2008

Cock lunch

An insult referring to someone performing fellatio on another individual, often times used as "suck a dick".

"Oh, you think you're pretty funny? Why don't you go have your cock lunch, and I'll deal with you later."

by -Wig. October 14, 2007

cock-knocker

1. A person, usually a male homosexual, who grabs or brushes up against the genitalia of men, in a playful or sexual way.

2. A woman who pleasures a man with her knockers, usually followed by having him ejaculate on her breasts and/or face.

1. That guy Jay grabbed Brodie's and TS's cock in Mallrats. What a cock-knocker.

2. Did you see that porno where Savannah cock-knocked a guy and he came all over her tits?

by calweycn January 3, 2009

Marshmallow Cock

A male that has a soft, fat and short penis. As in the size and shape of a marshmallow.

woman 1 "so wot happened with u and the hunk last night? Heard u took
him home"

woman 2 " oh nothing much, he had a marshmallow cock! I couldn't feel a thing!"

by randomnization February 19, 2009

cock wrench

a chinnese burn performed on the penis whilst erected.

when a man cheats on his girl and thinks he gets away with it his wife/girlfriend may give him a cock wrench to resolve the problem.

by aaaaarochey May 13, 2005