James

A black guy with a huge penis

And the best hairstyle in the world

His print shows in every pair of pants he wears
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james is fat
oh dude you see james
yah hes fat
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James

Let's be real all of the urban dictionary words that are just someone's first name are just people projecting stereotypes of the name from people they've encountered/known and think it is applicable to everyone with that name
My name is James and life can be tough when you're this sexy
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Wow! That guy is a total James!!!
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A Unique, likely ginger, person who loves the Turkish and has a posh accent.
He looks like a James.
Andy was acting like a James.
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A funny person, ready with his one-liners to throw anytime of the day if you get to know him well. James is a thoughtful and caring cutie who might seem to be distant and cold, yet that is just his facade. You'll think of a James as similar to a non-Newtonian fluid such as the oobleck. A James' real personality and vibe flow freely when he is not under pressure which is his charming side. However, he can turn to stone hard man if pushed too hard. So be gentle with this man.

A James is a smart ass guy who doesn't know he is smart. His humor is not the only amazing thing about him, his smell and hugs are one of a kind. If you need someone to talk to, talk to a James because he would hear you out without any shade of judgement. James would go an extra mile just to help you. He will be there for you particularly when you needed it the most. In terms of taste in music and movies or series, you can trust his suggestions.

A James' silence could mean a lot, just know how to listen to it. He is not fond of words though his actions will tell you how he feels. Respect his pace, time, and space. He needs those at times. Generally, he is certainly a loving guy who is also lovable and clingy.

If you have a James in your life, you're blessed for he is a keeper. Cherish him as much as you can. Be there for him ❤️
Person 1: Have you met a James?
Person 2: Oh, that funny cutie who loves biochem?
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Short and a asshole but tells the truth
James is a dick
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