Sleep dick

When drifting in and out of consciousness the male reproductive organ stays erect and can do so continuously for hours. Tests have not yet determined the max amount of time this can occur.

"Stop poking me with that thing, I'm trying to sleep" "shuddap ho, It's mah sleep dick"

by Sidesho229 December 30, 2011

Sad Dick

Left out not wanted not needed not desired! Stuck with upstairs scumbag head and no where to cum no where to go , the palm sisters ! Yikes!

Sad dick once all that now cold and permanently water logged because evil upstairs big stupid head lost his mask and medical coverage.

My head smart, kind and stable all hot sexy loving ladies crave big hard boy! We Winners!

Buddie did you hear sad dick down and out crying for relief?

Yeah, my dick was up all night plowing hard celebrating his dickness my kindness

by Beautiful sweetheart babygirls December 15, 2020

Chill the dick

another way of saying no when in a sexual encounter

dude I said I was on my period, chill the dick

by Lykra Dranks July 26, 2018

Twizzler Dick

Twisted dicks in a shape that looks like a braid. Braided Dicks.

Oh shizzle they twisted their dicks into a Twizzler Dick

by nodankmemes November 25, 2019

Gerber Dick

A male with a penis the size of an infants penis.

Aye everybody look Jordan has a gerber dick!!!

by d-beast-unlshd June 20, 2010

dick cole

Anyone whos name is Cole, but is the most upmost dick-hole looking and acting person that this prestigious name is given to them.

God Jim, your friend Cole is acting like a fucking Dick Cole

by Assfuckertitsmcgee May 6, 2015

Dick Guitar

dick guitar, jamming out on your peepee. dick guitar is when your most likely pissed on some of that firebreath that your like "eey fuck it, im gonna play guitar on my wang hole" 'day later your sore because you needed it to sleep.

Dick guitar: man im at my peak i might as well job it off for the night,.. time to jam down a solo for bed.

by sapain school only grains June 12, 2018