Simp

A common phrase used by bashirs bitchass when trying to flame another individual due to his own insecurity of not being able to locate and secure a women that he is suitable for
by Nastynaz321 June 15, 2021
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When a guy would do anything and everything for a girl just to get summa dat ass
R: “Pretty sure if M got a sex change G would SIMP so far and actually become gay for her just to get summa dat ass
G: *white knight but also gay*
by Notges March 17, 2020
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That guy papaw pat simps for big ang like a mf
Papaw pat was a damn simp for Angie when he bought her a brand new ring after they got divorced
by Angie Benedict November 05, 2021
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S.I.M.P (Squirrels In My Pants) from Phineas and Ferb
The song is improvised when Candace passes by the group, struggling to get two squirrels out of her jeans.
Background singers: SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Street Performer 1: That girl's got some serious squirrels in her pants.
Candace: There's squirrels in my pants!
Background singers: S to the I to the M to the P!
by dustypetals August 10, 2023
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Suckers idolizing mediocre pussy.
Guys who try too hard to get an attention from a female.
Jáchym is a simp, because he puts the hoes before bros
by PU55YHUNTER69 June 11, 2020
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by Hayleyharper October 09, 2020
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A dude so down-bad yugioh player they only play waifu decks to acommodate for the erectile dysfunction, raging horomones, lack of social skills, and void of their wallet because "it gets them off and the decks are cool"
Guy 1: Didn't he just buy a whole box of Legendary Mavens?
Guy 2: Yep, total waifu simp
by NexusDevworks June 16, 2022
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