Simp

A white knight and Stan’s bastard child

simp: You are so perfect in every way. Please sleep with me my goddess
hoe: stfu simp

by chicken smegs February 8, 2020

friend-simping

Platonic simping; Taking an extreme liking to a person in neither a sexual or romantic way

'Have you met Marie? She's such a G!"
"Yeah- I friend-simp for her. Maybe she'll talk to me one day."
"I doubt it."
friend-simping: "I want to be friends with her. Now. I will pay money to make jokes with her."

by thiswasfrommariebtw January 28, 2021

Simp

A boy that does anything for a girl that makes her happy

Damn bro your such a simp

by Bigballerbella76 May 26, 2020

Simp

Someone who will, at the cost of their own happiness and authenticity, adjust their own personality / behaviour to please a love interest.

Guy 1 : 'Bro you seen that Will Smith slap? Mans simping haaarrrdd'
Guy 2 : 'Ye that bitch got him brainwashed'

by Yenicememe May 9, 2022

simp

someone who loves a man by the name of jonathan bravo <3

i love you

i love johnny so much i'm a simp

by simpinnotpimpin December 7, 2021

simp

alicja sawicka

alicja is such a simp for her girlfriend

by imgetbath August 9, 2020

Simp

A person with no fu*king life who goes crazy over people of the opposite gender like the other person is a God.

Jake: Melissa is my queen, she is the best! So is every other female.

Bob: Hey Paul, Jake is such a simp.

Paul: I know right.

by Pers0n who breathes a!r² May 31, 2022