John

A mysterious and confusing entity, it often asks itself the obvious, factual questions such as "Am I John?".

Look over there, there is a John asking for its meaning.

by Mysterious entity July 12, 2022

John O Sullivan

Licks tommys hole daily

John o Sullivan: Aw tommy lemme give ya a bj

by Johns A simp September 27, 2020

Big John

Our lord and saviour, controls every country, every bank, funds both sides of every war. Controls everything you have ever known.

"ah my taxes have gone up" -alex
"Just big John controlling the world :/" - Collom

by The alphabet is a lie November 25, 2023

John

someone who probably broke hearts a million times

:are you okay?
:no.
:why?
:john.

by yesiknowilovefood April 25, 2022

John

John is a someone you can stay up late FaceTiming and it never gets old or boring. He has endless jokes (some good most bad) and he has a great laugh that makes you laugh.

John makes you smile

by Skippy2021 November 9, 2021

bisexual john

someone who claims to be gay but is just a zesty bisexual

liltheestallion is a bisexual john

by sometimes.jonas August 11, 2023

John B

A sick guy who runs a weed farm called John B’s Cannabis Farm

Yo, it’s John B!

by JohnBsApproach December 30, 2023