your mom

guess what? your mom.

by YourMomLOL.ca June 8, 2022

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tuxedo mom

A cat mom having the noble distinction of only owning tuxedo cats, typically only one at a time. They talk to and about their cat to anyone who will listen. Tuxedo cats are more beautiful, intelligent, and have more personality than other cats. Tuxedo moms also display these same traits.

"I'm not a 'crazy cat lady'! I'm a tuxedo mom!"

by TheKatertot January 23, 2020

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Ur mom

The thing everybody says when no one can think of any rational answers. So fuck.
Anything can be attacked with ur mom. So if you see it coming. Don’t.

Ur mom gey

Ur mom fat
Ur mum.. is ur mum?
Ur mum old
Ur mum is a dad
Ur mum eats lasagna

by ThatOneDictionary January 1, 2019

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your mom

a commen phrase used by gay men to show that they are gay

personA:what am i a donkey

personB:your mom

by hb#2pencil September 20, 2021

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Your mom

the best p*ssy in the world

Girl: your mom
Boy: HAS THE BEST P*SSY IN THE WORLD

by anonymous March 23, 2022

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Mom

Someone who insanely loves you, but drives you crazy! She embarrass you in front on public. She also makes disappeared items re-appear. She is also someone you want to throw on the trash.

Mom: Hey did you know she peed in her pants yesterday
Stranger: No! Tell me more
You: Mom!
Your POV: Argh! I want to throw her in the trash so much.

by memesthatilike May 1, 2022

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