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Obama Nut Punch

The magical fluid one drinks to set aside the ability to rationally discuss politics when someone points out something Clinton did better than Barack Obama.

barackhead
obamanation
You know, Clinton has an amazing voting record for women's rights.

Response: Expletive laced rant in caps.

Dude. Whatever, you drank the Obama Nut Punch!
by tired of the cult February 10, 2008
mugGet the Obama Nut Punchmug.

Post-Nut-Realization

Post-nut-realization is the process of realizing something you were sexually into and after you bust a nut, you realize how fucked up it was and now you see yourself as disgusting pig (mainly happens to people under the age of 18)
Noah: “I nutted to a post of a hot girl in our school.”
Ben: “Dude what the fuck, she’s in 7th grade!”
Noah: “oh shit
Ben: “That is called Post-Nut-Realization
by SillyG00se4 January 29, 2018
mugGet the Post-Nut-Realizationmug.

golden grape nuts

When one sits down to take a shit and inevitably pisses in the water before the first turd hits. Then when the first turd does hit, it splashes cold piss water onto one's balls and they shrivel up to the size of grape nuts.
"Dude, I just took a mean shit and when that fucker plopped it gave me golden grape nuts!"
by uptanuthin' March 4, 2009
mugGet the golden grape nutsmug.

Monkey nut cruncher

Bollock molestor
Brian from SMTV, Peter Mandelson, many others
by Philan the Barbarian September 1, 2003
mugGet the Monkey nut crunchermug.

Fur Nut Mustache

noun. Placement of a hairy nutsack beneath the nose and above the upper lip of a person administering oral gratification to a male.
My upperlip would be freezing if it weren't for this fur nut mustache.
by Peet March 22, 2004
mugGet the Fur Nut Mustachemug.

bust a nut

busting a nut is smashing someone so hard in the balls they burst
Jason shouldn't have f-ed with Bailey; Bailey bust a nut!
by trip springhouse December 12, 2007
mugGet the bust a nutmug.

nuts in your mouth

sucky insult used by stiv
you:hey stiv
stiv (girly voice) : because there are nuts in your mouth
by 69 assassin May 16, 2008
mugGet the nuts in your mouthmug.

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