Simp

Short for Simpleton.

Noun

A foolish or gullible person.

Keith is such a simp, he couldn't think his way out of a paper bag.

Stop looking at me like a simp!

by liedown March 4, 2021

simp

literally gage

gage is a fuckin simp

by dorraea February 1, 2020

Simp

Another word for Ruben Foster

Person A: Yo What does simp mean?
Person B: Oh its a Synonym for Ruben Foster

by ftmBoichetti February 12, 2020

Simp

Fergus Henry

Fergus Henry is a nitty simp bitch!

by Bigdickwieland June 28, 2020

Simp

An acronym for...
1. Shallow insecure materialist pervert
2. Shrek is my prince
3. Stop, I might puke

Person 1: Hey simp!
Person 2: oh no.

by Skatershoes May 24, 2020

simp

The main distinguishing feature of any simp is that they have empathy only towards the opposite sex (one-sided).

Consequently they tend to: be in favor (or pro-) opposite sex, interpret everything in the opposite sex's favor; xenophobically hate their own sex (all penis holders are evil by default, half of the time other simps are exempt from this) with or without hating themselves for being of that sex; more often than not be submissive to the opposite sex, place the opposite sex on a pedestal.
They can have any personality, body, appearance, smv, success, money..; consequently the more of these things they possess the more "authority fallacy" may be exerted in support of this bias.

What a simp!

by veinsofgold October 5, 2020

simp king

the biggest simp of them all, but of a door mat for the girl he simps for.

sam rhea is the simp king.

by differentgravey2 June 22, 2020