Dearest Urban Dictionary... 

If you love me, if you absolutely adore me, will you not post this definition?

*I'll be checking everyday*

Me: "Dearest Urban Dictionary... Will you post this if you love me?"
Hopefully NOT Urban Dictionary people: "Aha! I don't know you and don't intend on doing so, so I'll post this on Urban Dictionary!"

Dearest Urban Dictionary... by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 17, 2023

Yaseen Urban Dictionary 

The hottest guy youll meet
Love starts with A and ends with A or starts with S and ends with A or starts with L and ends with A

YASEEN URBAN DICTIONARY

Yaseen Urban Dictionary by Urban.Dictionary.Official.Onli March 22, 2023

The Urban Dictionary

The most reliable and moderated online dictionary ever.

Heavy greenlighting? Check. Only trusted people can add? Check. Reliability and fact-checking? Check.
Oh wait, thinking about the wrong thing.

The Urban dictionary is a community-built dictionary.

The Urban Dictionary by a doorhandle April 16, 2023

The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service 

A joke.

Effectively every part of The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service is violated by 80% of posts.

The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

The urban dictionary

A place where you can type almost ANYTHING and get away with it

Look at that idiot making a word on The urban dictionary that nobody is going to use!

The urban dictionary by Protocols June 21, 2023

The Urban Dictionary

Your closest ally. Your greatest enemy.

Ha, I just looked up that word on The Urban Dictionary, I knew I was right! Oh, wait. nevermind.

The Urban Dictionary by THE Psuedonym October 12, 2023

to urban-dictionary 

(verb)
To incite anti-semitic hate through the subtle medium of slang word definitions.

"Hey, some random person just told me I 'Jewed them out of their money', then shoved me and accused me of 'Israeling their store'! I don't even know the person, why do they hate me so much?!"

"It's because you're Jewish. They urban-dictionaried you: they were incited to hate you because of your Jewish appearance, and because of how they were taught to use derogatory slang language (to urban-dictionary)."

to urban-dictionary by jarjarjew January 10, 2024