1) The act of farting to cover up another persons fart.
2) When you smell something so freakishly bad you have to fart to cover up the smell.
3) When someone thinks their farts smell good they let air freshener farts frequently.- see fart sniffer
2) When you smell something so freakishly bad you have to fart to cover up the smell.
3) When someone thinks their farts smell good they let air freshener farts frequently.- see fart sniffer
Person 1: "OMG that's awful!"
Person 2: "That's ok, I've got it covered"
Person 1: "OMG it's even worse now! Did you just let an air freshener fart?"
Person 2: "Yep, lovely isn't it?"
Person 1: "I think the tissue in my lungs is dying! Are those acidic?"
Person 1:
Falls to the ground and is now in a comatose state.
Person 2: "That's ok, I've got it covered"
Person 1: "OMG it's even worse now! Did you just let an air freshener fart?"
Person 2: "Yep, lovely isn't it?"
Person 1: "I think the tissue in my lungs is dying! Are those acidic?"
Person 1:
Falls to the ground and is now in a comatose state.
by ucanthavethisusername February 5, 2010
Get the air freshener fart mug.A gigantic, usually pretty loud fart that comes out multi-tiered, starting out extremely wide and becoming more narrow towards the end of the fart, feels like it's shaped almost like a wedding cake
by Slimy Steve April 8, 2011
Get the Wedding Cake Fart mug.Abnormally loud flatulence that sounds like it’s being forcefully emitted from an orifice belonging to a rubber chicken.
His grotesque signature rubber chicken farts were exceedingly loud, wet-sounding rippers, enough to startle the shit out of people if they were in close proximity.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019
Get the rubber chicken farts mug.When someone is so head-over-heels in love with someone that they believe their own previously toxic flatulence has been magically transformed into something inordinately wonderful.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021
Get the farting rainbows and unicorns mug.A distinct fart one gets when consuming too much draft beer, usually shitty beer from a tap.
The fart smell is described as "sour, potent, and nauseating." Similar to a warm garbage and rotten milk smell. Bad bar food and lifestyle choices magnify the intensity of a draft beer fart.
The fart smell is described as "sour, potent, and nauseating." Similar to a warm garbage and rotten milk smell. Bad bar food and lifestyle choices magnify the intensity of a draft beer fart.
Smokey had seven draft pints of Hamm's while waiting for his plane at the airport.
After snorting some muscle relaxer's and chugging Monarch vodka in the bathroom, he boarded the plane and found his seat. He had been holding in a greasy draft beer fart for some time.
Mid-way through the flight, he ripped ass and blamed it on the tyke in front of him.
After snorting some muscle relaxer's and chugging Monarch vodka in the bathroom, he boarded the plane and found his seat. He had been holding in a greasy draft beer fart for some time.
Mid-way through the flight, he ripped ass and blamed it on the tyke in front of him.
by Jrubadub August 23, 2010
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Rick: "Hey Sid, what was that menacing sound?"
Sid: "Oh it was just my Pre-Poop Fart, I ate WoW chips before practice."
Rick: "Hey Sid, what was that menacing sound?"
Sid: "Oh it was just my Pre-Poop Fart, I ate WoW chips before practice."
by Zanghai November 14, 2007
Get the Pre-Poop Fart mug.A fart that is so nasty and vile that it makes a room smell like a nursing home. Consider the room or area permanently tainted with a rotten stink smell.
Major construction is required after the fart to reuse the area, including ripping out carpets and sub-floors, and walls and sheet-rock.
Bio-hazards suits are needed to clean-up, and Center for Disease Control needs to be notified.
Major construction is required after the fart to reuse the area, including ripping out carpets and sub-floors, and walls and sheet-rock.
Bio-hazards suits are needed to clean-up, and Center for Disease Control needs to be notified.
Rudi cruised over to Sampson's house for Monday night football. He had been eating bratwurst all day, and drinking Schmidt Ice. He didn't feel well at all and something was brewing deep in his stomach.
He ripped a huge fart during half-time - big mistake. It turned out to be a nursing home fart and completely wrecked Rudi's house.
He ripped a huge fart during half-time - big mistake. It turned out to be a nursing home fart and completely wrecked Rudi's house.
by Jrubadub October 14, 2010
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