band job

a combination of oral sex and wanking off a sexual partner. One may perform oral stimulation on the tip while giving a hand job to the rest of the penis or start with oral sex before finishing with a hand job or perhaps any own personal combination of the two with the aim for maximum sexual stimulation
She gave him a band job, that’s a double whammy the lucky bitch
by Matt Raesake July 13, 2021
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Pop job

When a girl takes pop rocks puts them in her mouth and gives you a blow job
Bro my student asked me to change her grade I said no so she grabs pop rocks and gives me a pop job
by Hfjdjdjdkx May 17, 2018
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ultimate job

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob hand job assjob and footjob.
I came so hard last night. Watched a video of a nigga having an ultimate job.
by the sexual definition guy August 04, 2017
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hog job

The art of sticking a wild hog into the anus.
Emily was doing a Hog Job to me when she slipped her finger in my bog of eternal stench!
by Hagrid from PS1 October 09, 2017
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job-ambush

The situation that unfolds when a parent comes unexpectedly and without invitation into the room of their adult kid, who i still living at home, to tell them to get a job or look for employment right now.
"Kevin, ich hab dir gestern gesagt du sollst dich bewerben, hast du es getan? NEIN?! WARUM NICHT!?" That is a job-ambush
by Runenwächter August 20, 2013
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Text Job

Like a blowjob, but over text.
Smh these LDRs be hard af. I had to give boo a text job at 4 am my time just bc it was 3am eastern time lol
by dixie8123 November 20, 2018
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Bottle job

A small fat Scottish indian, who seems to be leading the way until he can’t handle the pressure and crumbles this is known as a bottle job
5 minutes from winning a game and loses you’re a bottle job
by Aces of the pack April 11, 2020
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