Fog Piss

When you wake up in the middle of the night after drinking heavily to take a piss and you stumble around the bathroom in a half-drunken fog pissing everywhere.

Man, my wife was mad at me this morning when she had to clean up the aftermath of my fog piss

by Genitailious Rex December 6, 2021

piss baby

(noun)

Infant or child made of urine or metaphorically acts like a child made of urine.

person one- Oh, how are you doing today?
person two- Not good. Trevor committed grand larceny last night.
person one- What a piss baby.

by jill :] August 9, 2021

piss-yips

A periodic inability to initiate urination, despite the need and opportunity to do so.

There's something about the toilets at work that gives me the piss-yips.

by tvrbird October 9, 2014

pissing on y'all

Straight pissing on someone. Being better in a particular sport or hobby,...

James:"you one goofy ass nigga bruh"
DaQuan: "Bullshit,I'm straight pissing on y'all" *throws up gang sign*

by @suicide_.exe February 20, 2018

Uber-Pissed

You just “Next-Leveled” being red-faced, nostril-flaring, spit-talking, stammer, stammer Yella-hammer, mad - that’s all it is. It’s a couple of rings below: “…( send him to)…the hospital not the morgue”

When I found out my deadbeat brother-in-law had stolen my Glock pistol & around $3000 of my hidden cash around the house, had I been able to find him, not even his dental records would’ve helped to ID his sorry ass then, I was UBER-PISSED

by 15/15RcrdHldr August 27, 2022

God's Piss

The finest hooch to ever grace the earth. Crafted by the master fermenters Judson and Harrison in the most unexpected of places. If a drop were to ever grace your lips, it would be the closest you would ever get to Heaven in this godless world.

Ayo, its me Vega. Hey Jack and Emily, I got so drunk off Judson and Harrison's God's Piss last night, that I literally thought God.

by NotJudson April 29, 2024

Piss car vs Cum car

A satirical (and often crude) remix of a “
gas vs electric car cartoon (Ben Garrison), where the gas-car becomes “cum-car” and the electric-car becomes “piss-car” (or vice versa) — used to mock or defang the original political message.

Piss car vs Cum car

“You will never be a real car” says the cum car to the piss car

by EMD F59PHI December 10, 2025