hangover job

A pretty sweet job you take, not because of the pay or status, but because you are smart enough to hang even when hungover and at the same time earn a couple of bucks.

Screw being a yuppie, i’ll just live with my parents and take this hangover job instead.

by Mahoney Unchained May 10, 2020

Elijah Job

the act of “hand pleasure” or oral to 2 people,one a man,one a woman

Hey man,can me and my girl get an Elijah Job?
Ofc man,i’ll give it half off just for you

by Gregory McGraw December 11, 2023

rim job

When a stock's price just touches the 13 or 48 EMAs and heads the other direction causing you to either buy it, or cry that you missed your shot.

I bought options for Tesla on the rim job for a quick 700%!

by senor_ag May 24, 2022

Shmack job

The act of recieving or giving oral sex for heroin.

Girl: You have any heroin? Guy: Yes. Girl: Can I suck your dick for it? Guy: Yes. Shmack job..

by Dhomas Tickerson June 14, 2011

Road Job

A hand job in which the recipient has a shaved penis and is licked down the shaft and onto the balls.

Not to be mistaken with Road Head

"Yo zak my boi, sarah gave me a Road Job the other day"
"You shave? I don't trim my bush."

by The Greasy Grind February 7, 2017

Job central

A way to say someone doesn’t have a job

Jack: fortnite is my whole life!
Griffin: job central just called, they’ve never heard of you

by CandyCaneGod November 14, 2023

cement job

When you cum on two girls' faces and then they stick together when it dries

"Dude I cement jobbed two girls last night and they were stuck together for an hour!"

by Cementjobguy March 15, 2014