If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me

A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy

Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!

by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022

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god given right

Given when someone is thought to have more than what they can add for. Normally materials that which were obtained from people at their weak moments.

I see you say that belongs to you really what's your god given right last I checked that shit belongs to me

by anonymous September 9, 2022

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that one song that goes "uh summa lumma dooma lumma you assumin' im a human what i gotta do to get it through to you? i'm superhuman innovative and i'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and im devastating more then then ever demonstrating how to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating never fading, and i know the haters are forever waiting For the dat that they can say i fell off, they'll be celebrating Cause i know the way to get 'em motivated i make elecating music you make elevator music" by some guy

Have you heard the song that goes "uh summa lumma dooma lumma you assumin' im a human what i gotta do to get it through to you? i'm superhuman innovative and i'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricochetin' off of me and it'll glue to you and im devastating more then then ever demonstrating how to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating never fading, and i know the haters are forever waiting For the dat that they can say i fell off, they'll be celebrating Cause i know the way to get 'em motivated i make elecating music you make elevator music" it was rap god song

by Eminem Rap G0d December 21, 2023

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Beverage of the Gods

If thou dost consider thyself unfit to ascend to the divine realm, then we advise thee to abstain from ingesting this concoction.
For the most dauntless and daring of souls, I shall deploy the recipe for this u̶n̶holy cocktail of cocktails:

First, thou shalt combine strawberry jam with barbecue sauce, and this beverage shall be called Strabeque.
Then thou shalt combine milk and Pepsi in a likewise manner to create Pilk, and thou shalt do the same with Sprite and Nyquil to form Lean. And ramen shall likewise be added to gasoline to concoct Gamen.

Then shall the Strabeque and Pilk be combined to be as one, and it shall be called Strabequpilk, as the Nyquil and the Lean shall be mixed together to form Leagamen.

And finallyl thou shalt combine Strabequpilk with Leagamen to concoct the prized Beverage of the Gods.

Everyone on YouTube is far too cowardly to try the true Beverage of the Gods. They all omit the gasoline or replace it with another fluid.

by Bbb23’s left testicle June 4, 2025

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