Curtain feet-tits

When you forget that your balls are in her mouth and you try to leave and she punctures your ballsack and while your semen starts squirting out she puts he clothes on and then leaves you there spermless sad and cold

Yo dawg I got curtain feet-tits’d

That sucks my homie sexual friend!

by Hellquacksymdrome July 10, 2018

tits on a bicycle

Something completely unbelievable.
Used the same way as "christ on a bike"

"ah fuck, tits on a bicycle!"

by dogfuccr September 9, 2018

Chiseled Tit

Abnormally sloped or slanted tits.

Dan: Check out Lisa's chiseled tit
Jake: Ew wtf man!

by _TRILLVANILLA_ October 3, 2016

Trouser tits

Balls. Tits but in your trousers.

You've gotta have some real trouser tits to do that

by Mylesglo March 12, 2024

slippery-tits

A term of endearment, used in reference to one's female partner after the act of ejaculating on her breasts.

Guy: 'Like 'at pearl necklace I dun' gave you there, slippery-tits?'
Girl: 'Oh, yes, it's beautiful actually! Thanks soooooo, sooooo much, babe! When can I have another???'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

humid-tits

Single set of tits that are covered in sweat.

I have humid-tits.

by dbzarea2000 May 26, 2019

gravel tits

A girl who gets blacked out drunk on vodka
Redbull and then goes back to a dudes trailer and pukes all over his bed after sloppy first date sex. To top it off, she wakes up naked face down outside the trailer in the gravel.

You think you had a bad first date? Nothing compares to ole gravel tits

by GorillaSalad November 18, 2023