Phantom Piss

The lingering feeling of needing to piss after you’ve held it for so long and then finally pissed.

“I think I need to pee again”
“Bro you just went. It’s probably phantom piss. You were holding your pee for the whole drive.”

by android-app August 31, 2023

A piss on the dishes

When something is very simple, easy, no problem. Similar to a piece of cake, but with added rum.

You band that skank last night? Yeah mate it was a piss on the dishes.

by Jet ski Everett May 13, 2021