Lusting after a young girl with the intention of postponing a sexual proposition for an undetermined number of years.

Often the perpetrator will announce the number of years he intends to wait in a grumbled tone.

So my little sister just started junior school. Yeah, she is doing really well, better than I was at that age. Hey John, I won't be in lesson because I've got to go and pick her up at three.

Four more years...

Doing a John by Graham Marsh October 24, 2004

spent the night at john's

someone who hugged the toilet all night due to drinking too much alcohol

person 1: what happened to ryan last night?
person 2: he spent the night at john's
person 1: oh...

spent the night at john's by peteypete415 May 29, 2007

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Johnson

Ve cut it off.

(I say, "Ve cut off your Johnson!")

Zen ve stomp on it and sqvish it.

"I need my fucking Johnson."
"What do you need that for, Dude?"

Johnson by Memphis Jay March 7, 2008

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John McCain

Someone who could lead this country better then Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton altogether. He supports in the war in Iraq, and was a victim of "Foxing" by the liberal media, giving him a bad impression which implies that he wants us to keep the fight in Iraq actively for "100 years". In reality he just wants to keep U.S military in Iraq for as long as it takes to prevent them from being taken over by terrorist organizations again. Yes, even for 100 years.

He's not the best politician out there, but the narrow choices given in this election force us to choose him if we don't want the country in political ruin by an inexperienced Illinois senator.

There aren't any real good candidates in this election, but John McCain seems best out of the bunch. I'll vote for him.

John McCain by Lir_Vidar May 11, 2008

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