An aggressive move, usually by a 1930s movie gangster, by which someone grabs another person by both lapels of their suit jacket so as to pull them close and remind them they have to pay up.
Mugsy knew that being nice wouldn't work, so he gave Buzz a lapel job to let him know that he meant business.
by Ausmithesq December 21, 2021
Get the lapel jobmug. The art of a Tallahassee nut job has been the objective of all females since its invention in 2019. It conaists of a lady perferably a beutiful one with beutiful eyes a nice smile and a gorgeous set of double d's jacking you off then just pefore climax yelling "Tallahasseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and putting her finger up in the air before thrusting it into your asshole and continuing to thrust the shit put pf ypur asshole with her finger as you weep " Mr.Harlooooooooffffffff"
by Mr.Gustav June 11, 2018
Get the Tallahassee nut jobmug. Unintentionally pausing a video at the precise frame least flattering to the participant/s, e.g. resulting in the appearance of a gurning or mongoloid expression.
The viewer is invited to imagine a low-res video of the State of the European Union (SOTEU) address, paused during a crowd shot. "Look at the Pause-Job on Angela Merkel, has she suffered a stroke!?"
by Samuel_Johnson's_lovechild May 6, 2021
Get the Pause-Jobmug. 1. A toothy or otherwise unpleasant oral sex experience.
2. Any job or task that is inherently difficult or arduous beyond your control.
2. Any job or task that is inherently difficult or arduous beyond your control.
Cleaning the dish pit was a total Kim Job. The bussers kept bringing in dirty dishes and the managers forgot to order rags and soap. It took my entire shift to finish what should have taken an hour.
by CasualT23 September 22, 2021
Get the Kim jobmug. (n.) abbr. TJ, T.J. (rarely); teejay (slang)
An act of sexual gratification performed by a man inserting his penis into another person's stoma (tracheostomy).
An act of sexual gratification performed by a man inserting his penis into another person's stoma (tracheostomy).
Man: "I told you, if you kept smoking, you would end up getting cancer."
Darth Vader: "But now I'm selling 5 minute teejays for $100. Plus the $20 swallowing bonus is automatic."
Man: "I could go for a throat job right now. Frequent flyer discount?"
Darth Vader: "But now I'm selling 5 minute teejays for $100. Plus the $20 swallowing bonus is automatic."
Man: "I could go for a throat job right now. Frequent flyer discount?"
by Apexas October 13, 2023
Get the Throat Jobmug. by Epicwins July 6, 2019
Get the Smoosh Jobmug. GUY1: She gave me a fucking Mime job
GUY2: What the fucks a Mime job?
GUY1: She was giving me the silent treatment all day and still stayed silent while giving me a BJ
GUY2: What the fucks a Mime job?
GUY1: She was giving me the silent treatment all day and still stayed silent while giving me a BJ
by Wyatt Power April 15, 2023
Get the Mime Jobmug.