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eyelash job

When you give someone an excess amount of butterfly kisses to the point of orgasm
Wow he gave me the best eyelash job last night, it was so much fun.
by Career Lover January 8, 2016
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Swamp Job

A blowjob from a grotesque, disgusting, toothless, sloppy, sweaty, older Floridian woman. Specifically given in the Everglades. Has to be performed with swamp water in their mouth. Must be very throaty. Be ready to get hepatitis A, B, or C.
Hey man I just got the best swamp job of my life from old Agnes down in the Everglades.
by Griggle May 25, 2024
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9 to 5 jobs

Are shit. Any YouTuber claiming that their is nothing wrong with 9 to 5 jobs is lying to avoiding losing fans for denigrating... Well... They fans. Because THEIR FANS have to work 9 to 5 jobs.
Hym "Show me a single YouTube who disparages 9 to 5 jobs and I'll show you a YouTuber with 0 subscribers. They're like women! 'Baby dicks are a fine! I mean, my boyfriend has a big fat cock but... You know, there are benefits to having a a 9 to 5- Uh, I mean, baby dick.' They use FEMALE MANIPULATION to pander to their followers. And retaining followers motivates literally everything they do! So they DON'T HAVE TO WORK A 9 TO 5! If you work a 9 to 5 job.... YOU KNOW that there are A LOT of things wrong with 9 to 5 jobs. They want you to deny reality entirely."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2024
mugGet the 9 to 5 jobsmug.

Eskamo Job

When one rubs their nose against a penis
Ashley gave me the best Eskamo Job last night- definitely will do again
by Kittenbaby8285 September 30, 2018
mugGet the Eskamo Jobmug.

make a clean job

The mechanic assured me they would make a clean job of fixing the car, checking everything from the engine to the brakes.
by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024
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Waste Job

Something that wastes both your time and money and is a lot of work to do .
"She's a total waste job".

"Every time I work for him I get roped off somehow, it was a total waste job".
by Puppetfromvegas March 30, 2025
mugGet the Waste Jobmug.

Drip Job

When a homosexual ejaculates on top of a straight male without his consent.
Lmao that guy just got a drip job from eric
by Baaaadtooth3bonee November 13, 2017
mugGet the Drip Jobmug.

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