dick-dog

A canine purchased or acquired solely for enhancing one's masculinity and street cred-- often more by its reputaton rather than reality.

Ohh yes, he got him a dick-dog Pit Bull. Too bad the pooch likes to love on him more than growl.

That pansy-ass deputy got himself a Rottweiler. Now he's got a REAL dick-dog.

by Mumsie Dogma October 30, 2011

Dog cunt

A dog cunt is what you call your ex when they hookup with someone who was your friend and wants to play happy family with your kids.

Yeah they're dog cunts, no RESPECT for the bro code!

by Missleashy September 18, 2019

head dog

to be of great quality, top-notch. Stemming from the adjective "heady" when used to describe high-potency trees or weed. head dogs can also be other cool objects, but said with a cocky burnout tone.

hey guy, i picked up some head dogs. lets get lifted.
yo guy, those studded condoms were head dogs. biatch was screaming like a mofo

by blizzy blaze January 1, 2007

jiffstard dog

A hot dog with peanutbutter and mustard on it. The combination sounds awful but somehow it works.

"Fix me another jiffstard dog, please. And use yellow mustard, not that Gray Poupon like last time."

by Boxsterbeater September 6, 2005

Dumb dog

A dumb dog is a stupid person who only likes talking to men and is always being a dumb dog

Hugo is a dumb dog because he smelt his hand after he put it in his pants

by Raredog21-69 July 31, 2018

dog malt

a dog malt is the creme that runs down a dogs leg during sex

Yesterday i saw my dogs having sex, and they had dog malt running down there legs.

by nasty b@stard October 6, 2009

diddly dog

homie named Jay who has an afro and lives in Rhode Island. His dad smashed his unopened GTA4 when he came home to find him and friends mad blazed.

yo diddly dog, you tryna chill?

by Neilaso May 13, 2008