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Messy Balls

When one sits so far forward on a toilet seat, while taking a messy dump, that their dicks bend backwards and gets poop on it
I was taking a shit last night and discovered that if you sit too far forward, that you get messy balls.
by TheTurnedOnTelly March 27, 2022
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Messy Balls

When one sits so far forward on their toilet seat, while taking a messy dump, that their dick bends right up into their arse and gets shit on it.
I was taking a massive dump last night, while on the edge of my seat, and got messy balls.
by TheTurnedOnTelly March 27, 2022
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Ball Consumer

someone who consume balls, pretty self-explanatory.
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china balls

they are very small but they are there you may not see them but they are there trust me they are 0,000001 millimeters small
i had china balls for lunch but it did not fill me or my jaws
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nigga balls

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Shrek Balls

Juicy green balls that grow on the luscious shrekulous trees. To consume these balls, you must suck out the green sweet juice, and swallow it gracefully.

They can commonly be found in Alabama and New York.
Person 1: “You wanna go to McDonald’s?”

Person 2: “Nah, ima suck some shrek balls”
by AcOrN EEter February 8, 2022
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Ball fax

Put ya ball fax on we linking the courts
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