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Water spots

Water spots occur when you wash your cars windshield with hard water.. or something , and don't squeegee it off. Its similar to seman spots on a black shirt.
Dude, you got water spots on your windshield..... just like I left your mom last night after the funeral.
by Dammit tim twice October 20, 2019
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Benjamin Evelyn Waters

Benjamin Evelyn Waters:

Born: (sometime in the 1800s per his demeanor)
Died: September 27th, 2035

Born in the quaint town of Heidelberg MS Benjamin Evelyn Waters was the proud adopted and abducted son to a family of beavers. Strange as it may sound, Benjamin surely enjoyed his grueling education in his younger years as he learned to stop up the city’s water supply with twigs and dead cats as he used his bodily functions as jet propulsion through the various streams and sewers. He became well known for his skills in sticky things and outlandish sentences, so much so that a community near his town was promptly named in honor of his frequent visits to its meadows where he delivered copious amounts of Benjamin Evelyn Waters seedlings to fellow female beavers.

Benjamin Evelyn Waters pursued his aspirations to leave his primitive ways, and become a great man. Sadly, this did not happen. He did however become a very accomplished literary writer. He is best known for his auto-biography: “The Transgressing Life of a Silent But Deadly Man,” and his renowned poem, “Oh My Weary Soul, Why Hast Thou Fucked Me?”

Not much is known about Benjamin Evelyn Waters middle-age years, as no one cared to record his life events. This, as he would later go on to comment, “ was not anyone’s fucking business anyway.“

Benjamin Evelyn Waters died on Sept 27th, 2035 after farting so violently that his heart burst asunder.

He is survived by his concubine, Desiree, and his son Theodore Relevance Waters
“Here lies Benjamin Evelyn Waters amidst a field of roses.
The gas could not wait, but the strain was too great,
And now he drinks with Moses.”
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Water spirit

One of the elements from frozen 2, He tries to drown Elsa in frozen 2 as she does not tell the truth and battle him.
The water spirit is my favorite spirit!”
by The real Elsa September 13, 2021
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Boy Water

The liquid that secretes from a boy's toe nipple when they are extremely excited.
Did you hear that Johnson is selling his Boy Water?
by DaddysMilkMeister April 15, 2022
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water slut

a girl who is obsessed with drinking/eating earwax and water
Becky: Omg Patricia you’re such a water slut
Patricia: i can stop anytime, but thanks
by the_real_abby_lee_miller November 30, 2022
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Dog Water

A series of words used to tell someone that they are fucking garbage at the game.
What are you doing, ur dog water, ur litterally lost in a grocery store
by TBR_Nistality May 7, 2021
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Shum the waters

"Time to shum the waters."
"She shummed the waters straight in our sink!"
by TheGodofJazzCabbage September 5, 2019
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