Cement mixer poop 

Excrement shot out with such force and precision that it splatters and chunks become stuck to the sides of the bowl.

Her: Honey, why is the powerwasher in the bathroom?
Him: Sorry love, I had a cement mixer poop and those chunks wouldn't budge a bit!

Cement mixer poop by Keet Squeet May 9, 2020

i did a poop

i did a poop

i did a poop

i did a poop by Ragster November 30, 2020

Cold Brew Panic Poop 

When you drink coffee to the point of pooping, but you’re caught up in another activity and need to rush to the shitter faster than a worm down a waterspout during a rainstorm.

I was on a coffee date with my crush who is consistently mean to me and I had to take a cold brew panic poop right in the middle of her ruining my life.

Cold Brew Panic Poop by Poopmoney6969 May 17, 2021

i like poop 

You basically like poop- I- ………..

Person 1: I like poop
Person 2: okay

i like poop by It’s pinky chu wow July 15, 2021

National smell your friends poop sock day 

April 8, where you smell your friends poop sock.

Friend 1 “Dude, what are you looking for?”

Friend 2 “Dude, i’m looking for your poop sock”

Friend 1 “Oh its April 8th already?”

Friend 2 “Yea, its national smell your friends poop sock day, where it at”

National smell your friends poop sock day by SussierTick April 8, 2022

How to poop 

So first, we need to know the signs of when you want to poop. The first sign is when you feel a hard thing in belly. The other is when your butthole feels like it would do something.
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.

Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit

How to poop

How to poop by Notmelol123 May 9, 2022

Pepper Poop 

A pepper poop is a dump taken the day, or several following days after eating a very spicy pepper, usually refering to a ghost pepper. It is usually quite painful, despite being in total liquid form. It burns almost as much as it did when it went in. The smell is horrible as well, and burns the nose and sinuses. In short, eating, digesting, and expelling ghost peppers....Is horrible

Mike: How'd eating that ghost pepper go?
Jack: It went down okay......but man, I had a mad Pepper Poop after that man, it burned like hell

Pepper Poop by That guy who burned his face May 23, 2012