Uber-Pissed

You just “Next-Leveled” being red-faced, nostril-flaring, spit-talking, stammer, stammer Yella-hammer, mad - that’s all it is. It’s a couple of rings below: “…( send him to)…the hospital not the morgue”

When I found out my deadbeat brother-in-law had stolen my Glock pistol & around $3000 of my hidden cash around the house, had I been able to find him, not even his dental records would’ve helped to ID his sorry ass then, I was UBER-PISSED

by 15/15RcrdHldr August 27, 2022

piss of ass

The action of excreting straight liquid shit after a bad burrito from Taco Bell.

“How you feelin”
“Piss of ass terrible go look in the toilet”

by wilsoncooperakarickytrevor July 12, 2020

piss-yips

A periodic inability to initiate urination, despite the need and opportunity to do so.

There's something about the toilets at work that gives me the piss-yips.

by tvrbird October 9, 2014

God's Piss

The finest hooch to ever grace the earth. Crafted by the master fermenters Judson and Harrison in the most unexpected of places. If a drop were to ever grace your lips, it would be the closest you would ever get to Heaven in this godless world.

Ayo, its me Vega. Hey Jack and Emily, I got so drunk off Judson and Harrison's God's Piss last night, that I literally thought God.

by NotJudson April 29, 2024

Piss sandwich

The act of three or more people standing in a straight line. The two people on the outside piss on the person on the inside.

I told my wife to make me a piss sandwich. We needed another member so she called my dad.

by Toiletclogger07 November 30, 2022

piss-ugly

So ugly it reminds you of piss. Could also refer to how they smell with the small of piss

Bob: Oh dude Stephanie is kinda hot
Jorge: Nah dude she's piss-ugly
Bob: You gay?

by pee pee 3 July 21, 2019

evil piss colored sour footballs

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F

Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 20, 2018