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John Brenard Wieksner

John Bernard Wieksner who also goes by as Jack looks like a 5th grader, but is instead in highschool. He has an average size dick for his hight. He is a literal crack head, he also realy wants to FUCK the shit out of some girl whos name starts with M.
John Brenard Wieksner is a crack head
by Audon October 9, 2019
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John Lennoned

Getting a facial with glasses on

Much like how John Lennon’s blood splattered across his glasses when he got shot in the face
Dude I was with my girl last night and I John Lennoned her!
by Scarpaltunnel October 29, 2023
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John Willett

Man "wow is that a chicken fillet", John Willett "yes."
by Real Human Person July 28, 2023
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John Miracle

Changing numbers randomly until something works.
I was hoping for a _John Miracle_...
by thatoneguy3 November 8, 2018
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John marbles

An old boxer that thinks he still has it
Hey

Look at that guy shadow boxing

Bless him he's definitely a john marbles
by J.j.c.c February 23, 2021
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John Ceccoli

Caroline's Boyfriend
John Ceccoli boinked Caroline because they are dating.
by Tara Himen October 3, 2018
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John

Person 1
Woah Thats John he loves sharks
Person 2

Hes a Shark guy
by Madz0305 November 21, 2021
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