When after eating a bag of cheetos, proceeding to jack off furiously without washing one's hands, resulting in cheeto residue to encrust one's penis in a layer of orange greatness.
Wow that bag of cheetos was delicious. Oh god the Kate Upton Game of War commercial just came on. I have no time to wash up, I'm gonna have to give myself a cheese dog!
by Swaggatroniousrex January 26, 2015
Get the cheese dogmug. by oop215 September 4, 2021
Get the dog milfmug. Having someone go with you as a passenger to run errands/pick something up simply for the fact of getting out of the house/office/etc.
Like taking your dog for a ride just because he likes going in the car. In this case the dog is a human.
Like taking your dog for a ride just because he likes going in the car. In this case the dog is a human.
by Supermega1 June 4, 2009
Get the Dog Ridemug. by Walrus0290 May 16, 2018
Get the purple dogmug. by the wiser-man December 27, 2010
Get the dog sledmug. by carrot and hummus October 13, 2020
Get the dog assmug.