Dick Raizing

What you yell when you are
a. Turned on
b. Looking at something pro
c. Trying to be Harry Potter
d. Awesome

"Hey, Clyde, that party was totally dick raizing last night."

"DYCK RAIZING"

by bubugumbi May 29, 2009

Dick-angst

1 - the angst of anyone who has the misfortune to be named Dick, especally Dick Grayson of Batman and Robin fame.

2 - the angst of a girl who wishes she had a dick so that her perverted yaoi fantisies could become real.

1 - "I demand my Dick-angst!" "Mmkay here. Go nuts."

2 - "omg i have dick-angst i want a dick so i can fuck bakura cause he's so kawaii!!!"

by Gwenhwyfar September 16, 2005

dick schmoltz

the largest form of asshole, douche bag, cocksucker, or piece of shit that can be described. originated and most commonly used in south jersey

"Hitler was the definition of a dick schmoltz"

by shit yeah December 31, 2008

dick burner

a female who gives hard, fast, hand jobs and tends to give a side effect similar to rug burn; just on your member

"Man that girl is such a dick burner! It still hurts when I have to take a leak!"

by cohlieee January 23, 2009

dick click

When a man surfs the women of the internet, clicking from one broad to another. He is know to click the mouse with his dick. Figuratively speaking.

I caught my boyfriend dick clicking my friends on facebook.

by anahicamina February 6, 2013

Dick Chase

When a job you worked hard on turns up to yield no results.

When something you worked hard on or hoped for does not come to be.

"I spent hours last night looking for my phone."

"Did you find it?"

"No, it was a total Dick Chase."

by the hungry child May 21, 2013

Dick Demolition

While having sex with your partner bent over doggy style, you thrust so hard as to put their head through the drywall or any other surface.

Nate that's one hell of a bruise. Did your boyfriend do a little Dick Demolition last night?

by Minds-a-Blaze June 17, 2013