chocolate makeover

When you smear poop on someone's eyelids, cheeks, and lips, so it looks like they're wearing chocolate colored makeup.

Aw man, Megus passed out last night after drinking too much and Razzle gave him a chocolate makeover.

There's nothing worse than waking up after a night of drinking with a full-face chocolate makeover.

by Shidface July 28, 2019

chocolate

The most delicious snack in the entire universe.
There are:
Chocolate bars

Chocolate-chip cookies
Melted Chocolate
And much more...

Chocolate is the reason for life.

by spongeboblover101 April 20, 2018

Chocolate stardust

Snorting coke off of a prostitutes ass with your thumb up her ass, and then sucking off your thumb.

Paid about tree fiddy to chocolate stardust with dat bitch ass prostitute Charlene. What a hoe.

by MoosiePoopsie September 10, 2016

chocolate covered wagon

Act of dipping your dick in hot chocolate then making your girl suck it off.

I gave Lisa a chocolate covered wagon last night.

by bolognaround January 22, 2015

chocolate residue

The brown chocolate like substance on your wang when you pull out of his/her tang

She ate the Chocolate Residue right off my dick!

by Luke(Pookie) November 9, 2023

A+ Chocolate Barf

Vomit that is comprised of fresh, and extremely expensive gourmet chocolate.

Will you please eat this expensive gourmet chocolate and then barf it up so that I can have some A+ Chocolate Barf?

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Chocolate dipped timbit

When you shove your balls inside her bootyhole

Hey man last night I was fucking hammered and I just decided it was a good idea to get a chocolate dipped timbit

by Mastral March 22, 2017