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Bro bro

A stealth term used by a thirsty gay man who is trying to throat drain a straight man's cock hole in the guise of medicinal/therapeutic massage while claiming health benefits, jizz-based-protein and "no-homo" the whole time.
Hey bro bro, you still want that testicular massage, I promise, no homo fr fr no cap. It's healthy to throat drain you for the protein, I swear, bro bro.
by James Herkheimer April 16, 2023
mugGet the Bro bromug.

bro back

Bro back is when you can fuck your bro because his ass is fata but it’s not gay
Example Lospollostv ass is so fat I gotta get the bro back
Example.2 Ambishh is so thick that if I just put the tip in for bro back I would nut
by TwitchChat69 August 7, 2018
mugGet the bro backmug.

Bro WTF

It’s something that people say when they are seriously distressed. Please don’t use this commonly. Have a nice day!
Bro WTF are you doing?
by Excalibur III December 9, 2023
mugGet the Bro WTFmug.

Milk Bros

To declare yourself a "Milk Bro" with another buddy, the act of intercourse must take place with a female on the same or separate evening with the lack of a contraceptive. Note: Filling her tank is a crucial step in deeming yourself Milk Bros.
You slept with _____ ?? So did I bro ! Did you wear a dome? Nawh me neither ! So you filled her tank? ..... High five milk bro ! We're Milk Bros !
by Darko83 June 12, 2013
mugGet the Milk Brosmug.

Bro-totype

Man who publically Bro-hugs at every available chance he gets thinking it's an original and sincere show of affection
No example needed for bro-totype
by My Pal Al July 6, 2017
mugGet the Bro-totypemug.

Brown Belt Bro

A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.
Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.
by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025
mugGet the Brown Belt Bromug.

Broing

The opposite of boring. Means something super fun and mad lad worthy.
Dave: Damn dude that was so broing

Sam: Yeah, I know right.
by Overnewton l October 15, 2020
mugGet the Broingmug.

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