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d t

these are two random letters with a space between. a link to this word will probably show up randomly, and people will be so baffled by how it is a word so they click on it. that's it. that's the joke.

hilarous, right?

just go away.

I said go away, please.

i'll strangle you to a crisp if you don't leave now.

wow. you're still here. you probably find this interesting, people telling you to go away.

isn't that a bad character trait?

maybe you'll leave if i roast you

ok you asked for it

bob ross couldn't call you a happy little accident. he could only call you a mistake.

you're seriously still here? JUST LEAVE ALREADY!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *jumps out the 54893768943784936984th story window and dies*
"and he egged the man!"
by IAMCHEESEGOD64 December 29, 2024
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T-zip

When someone is really drunk but behaving in a most hilarious manner.
Jason was so wasted last night but we let it go because he was T-zip.
by NinjaFishy June 25, 2017
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t money

she’s the most successful rapper alive.
me : “bro did u head t money’s new song?”
friend : “no why do-”
me : “WHAT?! GO LISTEN RN BRO”
by urmfmom May 5, 2021
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a t

damn my boyfriend is being a really ass turd (a t) he won’t let me come over. :((
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Big T

The man the myth the legend big T big T is a myth he’s a man that pulls bitches and no one has ever seen him he has the ultimate Rizz he’s like that
Big T big T
by Big t son November 21, 2021
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The S H I T S

Diarrhea or explosive diarrhea so bad to the point where you have to take of all your clothes.
What happened so me this morning.
Eww why does it smell to bad in this bathroom?
Oh yeah it smells like ass because Jonathan had The S H I T S.
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by Paxso-Africano April 4, 2024
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horny/t

Kate sits through chemistry by her extremely gorgeous friend Jacob. Just looking at him makes her even more wet. She imagines his dick pounding and penetrating her as hard as he can. She almost moans out loud from desire. Jacob's hand slips down her pants. She gasps then whispers in his ear. "Ditch your next class with me." He nods, knowing what it means. Finally Chemistry was over and Kate and Jacob start walking through the halls, finding a place of secrecy. They end up in the storage room."Jacob, fuck me, fuck me so damn hard. Please" Kate screams. She takes off her shirt revealing her gigantic double Ds. Jacob takes off his shirt then peels off his pants revealing a 10-inch cock. Jacob cannot wait and starts rubbing his cock vigorously until Kate has her pants fully off. Her pussy and all around it is drenched from being so horny. She moves his hands out of the way and starts licking his cock. He moans in pleasure and she begins to gag from going to deep. He grabs her pussy and rubs it hard. She screams with pleasure. He shoves her on the ground fondling her breasts. He grabs her arms and holds her down then shoves his dick deep inside of her. He goes very slow. She screams everytime he gets deeper than before. Kate begins to moan and plead for more. Jacob answers her wish and fucks her as fast and hard as he can. He goes faster and faster with each thrust. They're both screaming and moaning. Kate squirts all over his dick then Jacobs cums inside her.
by nokklokkyt September 18, 2019
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