Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden?

Because he didn't trust his hose. -Shabbazz Spencer

I know this isn't a word or definition but I didn't know where to post it and I wanted to give the credit where it's due

Why was the pimp afraid to water his garden? Because he didn't trust his hose.

by Panties wet AF June 13, 2022

Atomic water bottle

When you piss, shit, and nut in some sort of container

Yo I made an atomic water bottle last night.

by Tiny Meat Gang November 2, 2017

Cucumber water

Class pure class.

This cucumber water is bitching.

by Noreo March 6, 2022

Watering

Watering is the last part of a flight, where a flying animal, aircraft, or spacecraft returns to a body of water.

After a long flight to Alaska the plane had a soft watering just outside of Juneau.

by Problem Solver Bill October 10, 2023

Water

Wetness

Water is wet

by Idkwhattoput....... December 5, 2017

water around the boulder

Wanting to avoid answering a particular question or speaking about a particular subject, but still trying to be respectful enough to give an honest answer, even if it is a little bullshit.

Even though there are still 10 weeks left in the 2018-2019 NFL season, will Patrick Mahomes be the league MVP? "He's doing a good job but still has a lot to learn. Also, I know you had to ask that question so I'm just trying to put some water around the boulder.

by Pseudonym? November 12, 2018

Water spots

Water spots occur when you wash your cars windshield with hard water.. or something , and don't squeegee it off. Its similar to seman spots on a black shirt.

Dude, you got water spots on your windshield..... just like I left your mom last night after the funeral.

by Dammit tim twice October 20, 2019