Urban Dictionary

a place full of messed up shit you shouldnt be looking at, but also a place filled with happiness and joy.

Urban Dictionary is a website. Big revalation.

by pseudosandjews November 6, 2018

Urban dictionary

The beta version of the hub

Idiot 1 : hey bro I looked up sex on the urban dictionary
Dr Dre : nothing dude doctor Dre's dead

by How bored r u September 1, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a made up dictionary, where you could find some real shit like dank memes or mandingo parties

Person 1: hey man, what does cyka blyat mean?
Person 2: search it up in Urban Dictionary
Person 3: Oy Blin.

by Cyka Blyat Is Already Taken October 30, 2018

The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service

A joke.

Effectively every part of The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service is violated by 80% of posts.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Urban Dictionary

A website where a DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKED UP mind like urs go to see random fucked up definition which u already fuckin know. U come here to see porn defintions to help you cum hard and masterbate bcoz u r restricted to watchin porn and u got no bitches. U search up shark to see if it means fucking doggystyle or not when ya already know it means something else. So get ur motherfucking dicks and ur fucked up asshole brains outta here you fucking bastards. Ok im sorry, im kinda fucked up too sayin all this shit, but ya know we kn the same fucking boat ma homies

Random Guy: Hey ya know what does Hotdog mean?
Kid: Yeah its a tasty foo—
Guy: Oh i know ill search up Urban Dictionary
Kid: Wait you don’t know what ho—
Guy: *pulls out fake offbrand iPhone*
Guy: Ahh it means a large yellow dick with two balls hanging off it with a huge load in the front.
Kid: Ok, umm—

Triggered Kid: cAlLiNg 911

by Mr.Nobody’sTalking@19345 June 29, 2023

Urban Dictionary

A site that always wants you to buy a mug

The mugs that Urban Dictionary tries to sell are BAD

by yeltsA kciR May 28, 2021

Urban Dictionary

Dude you're here.
How blind do you have to be to not notice?

Person 1: Hey look, I searched up my name in Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: It says that we could not find
"XxDEM3NBO¥xX"

by anonymous August 14, 2021