Piss

ya do it every day!

(john) Man I really have to take a piss
(mike) Then go take one?

by orange15 May 24, 2021

piss

When a baby gets hit by a car.

Nurse 1: Damn, this is the 5th piss this week!

Nurse 2: and it’s only monday!

by Pissface6969 May 13, 2020

piss perfect

something that is perfect

but for people with piss kinks

'Have you seen Simon Le Bon? He's piss perfect!'

by theguyfromwham September 28, 2022

projectile pissing

It's like projectile vomitting, but when you pee. 'Sure it's self-explanatory.

Person 1: Eww, dude. What happened?
Person 2: Projectile pissing; made me miss the toilet seat.

by Teslarossa May 17, 2017

Supreme Pissed

More pissed than ever recorded on the Richter Scale.

My dad took a dump on my windshield, I'm Supreme Pissed.

by SupremeSammy August 15, 2017

within pissing distance

"within pissing distance" means a short distance

"whose bright idea was it to put a fireworks store within pissing distance of a gas station"

by A Famous Outlaw August 18, 2025

piss flip

when you piss on the floor in front of your crush so they’ll fall down

-dude how am i supposed to take this girl out she’s totally out of my league!
-just piss flip her bro she’ll love it

by teethtree September 2, 2025