Melissa middle school

100% would not recommend going there, like imagine your mascot being a fucking bird.🤡🤡🤡
A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.

Person 1:I've been thinking on moving, would Melissa middle school be a good place for my kid?

Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.

by mr eckert September 18, 2021

Cheesy Middle Eastern Grease Bomb

When you're about to ejaculate, you stuff the tip of your penis onto the buttcheek of your partner's freshly shit, unwiped ass, making the semen spray in all directions over the buttcheek, looking like a poorly made cheesy grease bomb.

My partner shit last night so we decided to do a Cheesy Middle Eastern Grease Bomb before she wiped. It was amazing!

by PigeonLuvr September 20, 2021

Oolitic Middle School

only the definition of failures go here. you walk in the bathroom and see two girls having sex, look away. you walk upstairs and see two dudes fondling eachother, normal shit. if you dont come back from your weekend and tell everyone about how you smoked weed, drank and fucked bitches, just transfer.

Oolitic Middle School is the only place i wouldnt want my kids to go

by emofag69420 September 23, 2021

Sanger Middle School

A small ass school that is either deppresing or too preppy with no in between.

boy 1: hey who are we playing against? boy 2: Sanger Middle School we are fucked by their preppieness.

by Jay Sulvick September 24, 2021

seward middle school

the school where nobody knows how to walk fast and everybody is emo and gay, and the teachers don’t care what you do

One school I would never go to is Seward Middle School.

by gumballmachine September 25, 2021

Hamilton middle school

Hamilton middle school is a ghetto ass school, bitches be getting there braids pulled out. Fights happen almost everyday. They smoke weed in the hallways. The teachers get cussed out by the students. The bathroom stalls get pulled out aka the devious lick challenge. They be giving head in the stairway. Bitches be popping titties outside. Niggas be slapping niggas asses. Mfs have anger issues. The females are hoes. The white ppl are all ugly. SO COME TO HAMILTON MIDDLE SCHOOL TO HAVE THE BEST TIME OF UR LIFEEE🙇🏽 ♀️🍆🍒

Hamilton middle school is ghetto because

by theydontfwhamilton September 25, 2021

Saggy middle syndrome

The vacuous middle of a story where stuff just happens for no reason. It's just filler at best.

There are no stakes or motivations. Just murder and death. Eventually a cool pay off in the end.

Bleach is a cool anime but the story wears itself thin to the point of saggy middle syndrome.

by Chevyman95 September 29, 2021