There once was a legend named John,
So staunch he was known as the Don,
A crazy mofo,
I am grateful to know,
A true friend you can count on.
The memories you’ll make with this guy
(In some you’ll surely be high)
Will only confirm
This friendships long term,
He’s fucking mental but hey so am I
So staunch he was known as the Don,
A crazy mofo,
I am grateful to know,
A true friend you can count on.
The memories you’ll make with this guy
(In some you’ll surely be high)
Will only confirm
This friendships long term,
He’s fucking mental but hey so am I
Loser Girl 1: oh my god that john is actually crazy. It’s scary.
Cool Girl 2: he’s a mad cunt. Loyalist cunt there is. You wouldn’t understand, loser.
Cool Girl 2: he’s a mad cunt. Loyalist cunt there is. You wouldn’t understand, loser.
by Coddleswod April 23, 2022
Get the Johnmug. by Makingwordsinnit May 14, 2019
Get the St john rigbymug. 1. John Deere went woke and caved to Larry Fink!
2. What happens when you embrace DEI crap at your company.
2. What happens when you embrace DEI crap at your company.
Yo guys you heard about John Deere? They went WOKE now they are known as John QUEER! Time to boycott!
by Wise White Man July 11, 2024
Get the John Queermug. The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece into someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a Coltrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like Coltrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."
Some guy on the street tried to sell me a John Holetrane but all he had was .75" pvc pipe. I said "You're thinking of a different act." I walked away, disappointed that I still didn't know when or where I'd get my next authentic John Holetrane.
by Tex Tile September 23, 2016
Get the john holetranemug. Fattest capper know to man said he
Things he caps about:
His relationship ship with Leah
His sexuality
Things he caps about:
His relationship ship with Leah
His sexuality
by Cap detection bot January 13, 2021
Get the Joey John Josephmug. American statesman, attorney, diplomat, writer and Founding Father.
2nd President of the United States (1797-1801)
2nd President of the United States (1797-1801)
by slayert March 7, 2022
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