There are a lot of James, but know there's a wide variety of types. While a lot are total dickheads, some are the best people you'll ever meet. These James are fantastic, are generally smart, kind and handsome and might seem too good to be true. Know that these James are very special. If you're dating or friends with one, consider yourself lucky.
"Is that new kid James a dick?"
"Nah, he's one of the good ones. He's actually really chill."
"Oh, sick!"
"Nah, he's one of the good ones. He's actually really chill."
"Oh, sick!"
by wowlolepic October 20, 2021
James, a creature from the reluctance family. He lives up to his name because whenever he works in a group he never does any work and instead loves to be an epic gamer!!! Though he may be reluctant, he always is happy to give out a free mobile hotspot and even half of his lunch if you ask, making him also the friendliest of the reluctance family to be around.
by yourcatisflat December 07, 2019
red is sus...must be james
by cummmm69 October 19, 2021
the concept of an individual that is extremely annoying and will lower your social standing if seen with, is also known to do extremely out of pocket stuff.
Person A: what if I kicked that guy in the shins?
Person B: Nah bro that's a James move you should never do that.
Person B: Nah bro that's a James move you should never do that.
by VitrifiedXenon September 03, 2024
A nerdy white boy who will roast tf out of you and not give two fucks about how u feel. Well known for killing peoples vibe. Extremely sensitive when he’s the butt of the joke. Has a 2.5 inch penis, says he needs glasses to see but really only uses them so he can see his dick much clearer, is scared of women. He’s an overall cunt essentially. Never fw a james.
by slater! March 03, 2022
There’s something in the way he stands—
A quiet strength, not loud demands.
With eyes that see beyond the skin,
And words that warm the soul within.
His laughter’s low, sincere, and deep,
A voice where calm and courage sleep.
He doesn’t need to boast or fight;
His presence makes the wrong feel right.
He listens more than he replies,
With steady truth behind his eyes.
He lifts, he builds, he never shames—
A heart of gold, this man named James.
His hands are rough from work and care,
Yet gentle when he's truly there.
He’s kind to those who go unseen,
A quiet king without a queen.
He holds respect in every tone,
Stands tall, yet never stands alone.
For loyalty flows through his veins,
A faithful soul—his word remains.
Not just in looks, but how he moves,
In every act, his character proves
That strength is more than pride or games—
It's found in men like one called James.
A quiet strength, not loud demands.
With eyes that see beyond the skin,
And words that warm the soul within.
His laughter’s low, sincere, and deep,
A voice where calm and courage sleep.
He doesn’t need to boast or fight;
His presence makes the wrong feel right.
He listens more than he replies,
With steady truth behind his eyes.
He lifts, he builds, he never shames—
A heart of gold, this man named James.
His hands are rough from work and care,
Yet gentle when he's truly there.
He’s kind to those who go unseen,
A quiet king without a queen.
He holds respect in every tone,
Stands tall, yet never stands alone.
For loyalty flows through his veins,
A faithful soul—his word remains.
Not just in looks, but how he moves,
In every act, his character proves
That strength is more than pride or games—
It's found in men like one called James.
by Professor DIVA June 16, 2025