Corner Cunt

Irritating colleague who is generally found in a corner has a big ego and enjoys the sound of their own voice.

I wish that corner cunt would shut up.

by didbutnotnow August 19, 2013

Cunt-ment

A person who bitches and complains on the internet

"Ugh she is such a cunt-ment sometimes."

by SammiShadows October 18, 2013

cunt slushie

when a girl sits in the snow and her period blood mixes in with it, she creates a slushi-like substance..

a vampire always drinks his cunt slushie with his pinky up.

by hannahmae June 15, 2012

cunt card

A bar napkin or any other flat object that can be written on with the words "cunt" or "cunt card" written on it. The object is then given to or placed in front of the person who did not take their shot when group shots were poured. The cunt card remains with the non drinker until he or she catches up to the group.

Brian did not take the last shot we all took together. That is why the cunt card is in front of him.

Last time we gave Brian the cunt card because he didn't take his shot. He put the cunt card in his mouth, took his shot, and washed it down with his beer, then gave us all cunt cards for not keeping up with him.

by little b the t-REX January 6, 2012

Cunt Swabbler

Usually to a guy named Adam, they like to make dumb decisions! for example not playing football and staying in his hometown and not playing football!

1) picking sucking dick for a million dollars over doing a race for a million dollars that you know you can win! Or

2) hey you know that cunt swabbler? oh yeah that guy adam who plays football right?

3) You fucking Cunt Swabble... wanna make some money the easy way or the "hard" way?

by Poseidonthepussywetta October 3, 2011

Useless cunt

A bassist. See Rule #2

Studio engineer: You're going to need new strings before we start recording
Bassist: But they're too expensive.
Studio engineer: What did you spend your money on? Weed? A new tattoo? You really are a useless cunt!

by Romo2Witten1983 June 4, 2021

Useless Cunt

A Prime minister that goes on vacation during a hostile communist takeover of a nation.

The Prime Minister of Australia is a useless cunt letting the premiers turn the states into their own dictatorship countries over the common cold and money.

by Filter78 December 12, 2021