Chocolate fight

A chocolate fight is when you fuck a girl in the ass and then pull out so she can shit on your hand and then slap her in the face with her shit.

My hands are still a little smelly from that chocolate fight I had last week.

by Drizzy drizzle drew July 28, 2016

Overclocking the chocolate ovens

1. (Literal phrase) in rimworld there is a mod that adds chocolate producing ovens that can be set to certain speeds

2. (Active phrase) while initiating sexual intercourse there are two ways this can be implied: a) a rimjob so fast that the givers tongue begins to tire and hurt, the receivers sphincter starts to burn from irritation. b) actual anal sex that is so rapid that it actually hurts

1. Mr. Max Cringe just asked his best-worker if he was overclocking the chocolate ovens to help increase production.

2a. Mr. Streamer asked Mrs. Streamer if she wouldn’t mind trying to overclock his chocolate ovens, just to spice things up.

2b. Matt and Dale would be the only ones I would ever have overclocking the chocolate ovens. I don’t care how much it hurt.

by Jale Doris March 26, 2022

pop a chocolate

put your mouth upon and savor

it is the holidays ... do i dare to pop a chocolate ... omg ... sweet jesus ...yummmmmmmm

by asparagusnerd December 20, 2010

Chocolate surprise

When an morbid obese sits nude on someone’s face and rip ass.

Yo, look porky the pig is giving Rocky Mountains a chocolate surprise.

by Android__64/99.21.44 April 18, 2020

chocolate titshake

When you pour chocolate sauce in your mouth and proceed to suck on a pregnant women’s nipple, creating a chocolate titshake in your mouth.

My girls been a handful ever since I knocked her up, but at least I get a chocolate titshake once in a blue moon.

by biggeytree33 October 7, 2019

Forbidden Chocolate

A type of chocolate that consists of laxatives.

Please be sure not to eat that Forbidden Chocolate, or you will have diarrhea!

by Killercoke2 April 3, 2024

Chocolate Caviar

To eat fish poop like chocolate.

“Hey man, did you actually eat my chocolate caviar?”

“What!”, “I thought those were raisins”

by Saucy_Ramen_God April 24, 2019