Funnel cake

The act of ejaculating on a person's stomach and sprinkling baby powder as if it were powdered sugar. While you can consume the result it is not advised.

Last night I gave this random girl a funnel cake and she actually ate it.

by baetastic February 15, 2017

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easy cake

A phrase used by a math god

It describes how easy something could be.

*finishes math equation*
God: Easy cake!

by anonymousxdrawr1 May 01, 2018

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Louisiana Crunch Cake

when you poop on a bitch

my girl was snoring so i just pulled a louisiana crunch cake in her mouth to shut her up

by lilLasagna December 06, 2019

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ultimate patty cake

The art of palm-to-Palm warfare. The one that plays the sport has to be so fierce, boiling with fury. When the two hands of the gladiators meet, black holes appear out of no where. God's awaken from their eternal slumber. Even John Cena cannot defeat the masters of palm-to-palm combat.

OMG THEY'RE PLAYING ULTIMATE PATTY CAKE! WE MUST ALEART THE KING AND HIS GUARDS! IT IS TOO DANHEROUS TO PLAY IN THE OPEN!

King: GUARDS, SEIZE THEM!

by TheAnonymousDictionarySurfer October 02, 2015

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