Toilet monkey

Monkey that’s in the toilet

John Stamos: Yo what that monkey doin in the

toilet

Steve Jobs: oh yeah that’s toilet monkey nigga he stay willin he crazy af

by Sam Gleason October 16, 2019

autizmo monkey

Someone who is sped beyond comprehension.

Example 1

Bert: Haa heehaa heehee boogers be yummy ooo mmm mmm mmmm yummy yummy yummy

Connor: Shut the fuck up you stupid ass autizmo monkey.

Example 2

Jake: Yo, there's 3 squads fighting at the congonguous building in the distance, I'ma go rush them

Steve: Ay bro, don't be an autizmo monkey pushing 3 squads.

by Papa Muey December 16, 2022

Flying Monkey

When the guy shits inside of a condom and the girl sits 3-5 ft away from him while he aims to land the shit-filled condom inside the vagina.

I gave Izzy the flying monkey last night.

by literallyatinybaby November 2, 2020

offensive monkey

Someone who is incredibly vulgar, hateful, and spiteful all the time -- for no reason. Typically, an offensive monkey has no idea that people feel this way about them because they are disconnected from reality.

But you gotta be careful around offensive monkeys, because they are crazy and could snap at any moment, without warning, and bite your fingers off and/or tear your face up.

Sam: Can you believe that douche?

Nick: Yeah man, what an offensive monkey.

by Lima Beaners March 8, 2011

Monkey Fuck

Really shitty weed.

“No, I’m not gonna match with that monkey fuck you’ve got”

by Spunky Buns May 18, 2022

Monkey Parade

A group of black people marching to fight for equality and their rights

There's so much traffic today! Must be because of that Monkey Parade.

by currykillah June 17, 2021

monkey-shaking

two or more people dancing ridiculously close, on top of eachother, grinding

"OMG!! What whores! Sarah, Britney, & steve where monkey-shaking at YMCA camp!"

by Chica Boom August 27, 2004