shit in the fridge

A phrase used to describe a siuation where you'd rather do something else than that expected..

For example:

Hitchhike: "Hey Phillip, can you take me home?"

Phillip: Shit in the fridge mate

by Tzas July 22, 2017

Little Shit

A particularly annoying person. The do not have to be small, but a little shit will act like an obnoxious prick.

"Oh my god, Nolan is such a little shit!"

by Mushy_ February 15, 2019

goblin shit

Taking a shit with your feet up on the toilet seat, with your knees at your chest.

Usually used when you are short on time and got to drop a tank. Always works with little to no wipe. Very effective.

Shit bro I only have 2 minutes but I gotta deuce. I’m gonna goblin shit this one.

by Geegee123456789 February 26, 2021

shitting tears

a silly goofy way to describe how hard you're laughing at something, mostly used over text

person 1: *sends meme*
person 2: LMAOAOAO IM SHITTING TEARS
person 1: BWAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!??!

by isorib July 17, 2022

shit hawk

a stupid, dumbass, fucking bird, that likes 2 shit everywhere. also known as, a seagull.

*that damn shit hawk!! crapped all over the new truck!!!
*im gunna kill that shithawk!!
*mommy! mommy!! the shithawk bit me!!

by me November 19, 2003

shit storm

n. Figuratively, a huge downpour of shit; not to be confused with an actual dump as experienced by a headshitter

Dude, I fucked up large. Now I'm gonna face a gale force shit storm!

by D'emon November 7, 2002

suck shit

(v) to eat shit and die
(v) told to people in an effort to get them to go the hell away and never come back
Basically, a rather frank way of saying that you are very angry at someone and wish them to have the misfortune of having to suck feces through a straw

Yo, I told your mama to suck shit when she told me to got go smoke my crack elsewhere.

by John Denver October 19, 2004