shitty poop bomb

you made a poop bomb but it was really shit

that is a shitty poop bomb daddy

shitty poop bomb by bruhhhh3b February 3, 2022

ripe poop

poop fresh from the anus. just plopped into the toilet bowl. usually green or a light brown

bob: yo dude
billy: hm?
bob: i just had a ripe poop
billy: that's..cool..

ripe poop by biblically correct. March 17, 2023

The Poop Book

Utilizing a non-electronic book/novel while dropping Mr. Hanky off at his home

The Poop Book helps me to clarify my meaning in life while I sit upon the throne!

The Poop Book by Justin the Great! May 12, 2023

Post Poop Clarity 

When you have a bowel movement so gargantuan that it gives you a moment of clarity to reflect on your diet

“Bro what’s up with Jeff?”
“Oh nothing, he’s just going through post poop clarity.”

Post Poop Clarity by Poop handler June 3, 2023

Never Pass the Poop 

1) A rule in which the nearest person must change a diaper at the time a keester cake is made.

Person A: "Wow, I think your baby just bust a sh*t. Can you change the diaper?"

Person B: "No. We never pass the poop. Here's the wipes to clean up that a$$ sneeze!"

Never Pass the Poop by FANofUD August 17, 2010

Wet Wednesday poop challenge 

When it’s pool day in school, and you have to try to poop in the pool without being noticed

Ali-A just posted a video on the wet Wednesday poop challenge and failed

Wet Wednesday poop challenge by Bullybilly30 June 13, 2018

New York Poop Exchange 

When two people, usually New Yorkers, engaged in concseual and mutual exchange of excrement between each other’s assholes. Both parties empty their bowels and then fill them up again with the other persons shit.

Johnny was excited to tell his girlfriend Jane about his ultimate sexual fantasy of performing the worlds first televised New York Poop Exchange.

Jane filed a restraining order.

New York Poop Exchange by crabwieners October 7, 2018