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cunt card

A bar napkin or any other flat object that can be written on with the words "cunt" or "cunt card" written on it. The object is then given to or placed in front of the person who did not take their shot when group shots were poured. The cunt card remains with the non drinker until he or she catches up to the group.
Brian did not take the last shot we all took together. That is why the cunt card is in front of him.

Last time we gave Brian the cunt card because he didn't take his shot. He put the cunt card in his mouth, took his shot, and washed it down with his beer, then gave us all cunt cards for not keeping up with him.
by little b the t-REX January 6, 2012
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Cunt Swabbler

Usually to a guy named Adam, they like to make dumb decisions! for example not playing football and staying in his hometown and not playing football!
1) picking sucking dick for a million dollars over doing a race for a million dollars that you know you can win! Or

2) hey you know that cunt swabbler? oh yeah that guy adam who plays football right?

3) You fucking Cunt Swabble... wanna make some money the easy way or the "hard" way?
by Poseidonthepussywetta October 3, 2011
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Cunt Rocket

When the male climaxes in the anus, he thrusts so hard while still inserted the female flies across the room with semen shooting out her ass like a rocket.
male; OMG im gonna cum!
female; oww pls gimme the cunt rocket!
male; UNNNHHHHH
female;*flies across romm with semen shooting out her ass*
by cjthesmangeler November 21, 2018
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Greasy cunt

If u haven't washed ur hair in weeks congrats ur a greasy cunt if you have brown hair blue eyes and freckles YOURE A GREASY CUNT

Greasy cunts try to flip their hair back but fail cause the greasewon't co operate
A:omg ew her hair is like a Lego mans head that's how u kno she hasn't washed it in weeks
B:yeah IKR greasy cunt
by Honeycombbiscuit October 16, 2018
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Cunt runker

1) A constant nagging at ones cunt.

2) stretching of ones cunt.
Don't be a cunt runker.
You are being a cunt runker.
by Im2cute4u5159 October 25, 2018
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Rich cunts

A wealthy cock sucking prick who has nothing better to do then run it in your face and complain about how they couldn’t get something that costs more then their gay souls.
Rich faggot “Shut up I’m VWR angry today”

Broke dude “what could you possibly be angry about”

Rich faggot “i didn’t get my new i phone xR so I’m stuck with the X”

Other broke nigga “pulls out gun” Rattatatataaaaaa boom blekeket.

Broke dude “rob his ass grab his phone and mother”

Rich cunts is a word defining a person who is a snob and rubs their riches in your face
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Shit cunt

An alternative word for an asshole.

It’s like a cunt because you can fuck it, But it also has shit inside it
by Droid420 March 7, 2019
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