London-fishing

When you are from the UK but not London, but you put on an accent/act like you are from south east London for clout

Katie: ah yes I love Peckham, all the best venues are there
Tabitha: swear you’re from Walsall? Or have you been London-fishing me this whole time?!
Katie: ...

by LeoTheLizard98 August 23, 2020

matts fish camp

A “fishy” smelling place. You can usually see a wild People enjoying the silly fun Matt’s fish camp.

I like to eat surf at matts fish camp

by Fellowhuman22 July 11, 2018

Patriot fishing

The social media tactic of putting out content that would make a MAGA patriots dick hard, but make it a little socialist/anti-capitalist

Q: Why did you quote AOC but credit Trump?
A: Patriot fishing- you know they won’t look up who came up with the idea as long as they think it comes from their cult leader and/or wrapped in an American flag

by Iron jawed angel December 16, 2021

Turtle-Fish

Turtle-fish were a legendary race of giant sea monsters, mentioned only in verse from The Hobbit. The last of the Turtle-fish was named Fastitocalon.

Turtle-fish appeared as treacherous islands, capable of drowning seafarers.

by lwildes September 13, 2022

Fishing in a puddle

To perform a futile action, where the activity is pointless and ridiculous.

Pal: Joe, let's hit up that old ladys house!

Joe: The bank is down the street, you don't go fishing in a puddle.

by Jimjoe22 July 20, 2017

old fish

a nasty ass old ladies twat, a vajj

Dang Ruth, you need to clean up that old fish.
Chuck you Farley, this is my money maker!

by Virtual Figure August 26, 2020

Fish Pistol

When a man blows his load under water. I.e. Orgasm

I unleashed my fish pistol when I was swimming last night bro, it was amazing.

by Dirks McPatrick January 19, 2016