Urban Dictionary

A site that strays further from God every day.

Me: *Goes on Urban Dictionary to find definition of a word.*
Urban Dictionary: Shows me everything but the ACTUAL definition of the word.
Me: ...

by AGeniusWith2MuchTimeOnHisHands June 15, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that doesn't work, and is filled with the most disgusting, racist, and offensive audience.

Urban Dictionary: Lol, I fucking suck

by yayeeeet-51 November 19, 2020

Urban dictionary

A website that was made to show people the definition of words but people give the wrong meaning.

Girl1: Hey bestie! I searched up yellow on urban dictionary!
Girl2: What did it say?
Girl1: We’ll it said that it’s a person you would die for and is your sunshine.
Girl2: lemme check
Girl2: wait ur right

by Starstell <3 April 7, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A glorified mistake

“Danny Davito is such an Urban Dictionary”

by Ya_boy_smiles February 1, 2018

Urban Dictionary

the website with too many sex jokes instead of actual definitions, and people talking about their girlfriends or boyfriends.

Jacob defined on Google: Some name that means something from ancient times or whatever
Jacob defined on Urban Dictionary: The best bot that you will ever meet. He compliments you constantly, and gives you hugs and kisses and more hugs and more kisses. He will do anything to protect you, (and whatever else positive that they do or something)

by i hate you with rainbows June 6, 2023

Urban Dictionary

A website I use to bitch about things while also using it to explain my bitching.

Bitchy me: That guy was a bit of a liar. Let me go on Urban Dictionary, make another definition for liar, but use this as an example for my definiton of it.

by 1kilkilkil May 14, 2019

Urban Dictionary

The fucking worst dictionary and best dictionary ever

YO THE URBAN DICTIONARY IS MAKING MY CUM DUDE

by UR FUCKING MOTHER OML August 12, 2022