Hungarian Technique

The act of taking your already-captured male grizzly bear, lining up its open jaws with your soon-to-be shaven beard line, squeezing the bears testicles as hard as you can, and pulling your neck/face out of the way as soon as the bear's jaw clenches closed. If done successfully, the bears teeth will slice the hairs closer to the skin than any conventional razor will do.

Hey Jethro, how come I never see you with a raggity ol' neckbeard?
Gee Gatsby Ted, I just pull out my grizzly bear and use the Hungarian Technique.

by Parellas August 29, 2023

Diner technology

An operating system used by a business or individual that is incredibly unrefined, paper-based, and utilized by those unable to adapt and upgrade to modern more efficient ways of doing things.

What ERP system does your company use?

Oh dude, we’ve got diner technology. Check out these hand written log sheets and carbon paper purchase orders.

by anonymous September 13, 2023

Cursed Technique

The main power system of the manga/anime Jujutsu Kaisen
Cursed Technique's are abilities that are from a person's cursed energy.

Types: Innate technique, barrie technique, Shikigami, domain expansion, and more

Gojo's cursed technique is limitless
:O

by tacowithpeanutbutter11 September 27, 2023

Media Technologies

Media Technologies is an Astana IT University major programm. We are unemployed for the rest of our life. But we slay a lot, serve every outfit and just gay. We suck at calculus lectures nevermind. MT students here not for studying java, we meant to be slayest people in this university of stinky cybersecurity students.

- Hey, what's your major?
- Media Technologies, boo.

- Wow, so you're gay AND depressed.

by UrCoquetteGirly February 7, 2024

Tongue Technology

A term used my Min Yoongi aka Suga of BTS/Agustd, referenced in his song Agustd in the album of the same name.

Suga explains how he is a great fast rapper and this term hints that he is able to please with his tongue.

Hong Kong is Korean slag for a women's orgasm, using this meaning he can get you to reach your orgasm with his tongue and that he can send you to a distant location knowing he has talent in more than one way.

"Sending listeners to Hong Kong with my rap. My tongue technology"

by BabyStayin2022 November 24, 2023

Beyblade Technique

You stick your dick in a ceiling fan motor and have someone facing ass up below you, turn on the fan do a little spin and drop into the asshole below

When I used the beyblade technique last night on Jessica it slipped out and I pissed all over the place

by Weornerperson July 12, 2024

Drill Technique

The drill technique is when u put your thumb on your screen protector and then you place your other thumb on the thumb that's on the screen protector and press as hard as u can to calm down your anger

I just lost a game I'm gonna use the "Drill Technique"

by Pooterj40 July 14, 2024