Coolie Hole

(Noun) a slang term for anus

After eating Cayenne peppers… Jimmy IMMEDIATELY needed to use the restroom. jimmy now has several hemorrhoids on his coolie hole

by GreasyMcGrittle August 17, 2023

toad in the hole

while also a large yorkshire pudding meal with sausages, it is also a british slang term for anal sex.

"If your ass isn't burning from that vindaloo, how about I give you some toad in the hole?"

by britain is ballz December 20, 2023

Hole in one

While jacking off you Jim into your belly button first.

Dave: I got a hole in one last night
John: Nice, we should go golfing sometime
Dave: oh I don’t golf.

by The dildo king July 12, 2020

Johnsonian hole misdirection

1. A reason for the disastrous 2024 election result cited by a mysterious ex-ministerial source.

2. The silhouette of an overweight man with huge feet and a huge nose, combining stereotypes of both a clown and the mythical liar, pinocchio.

3. A disguised insult in which the speaker appears to be suggesting that a particular person was sorely missed, when in fact the speaker is saying the person is and always was an (arse)hole or similar

A senior ex conservative minister blamed the parties trashing in 2024 on a Boris Johnson shaped hole - a Johnsonian hole misdirection that was picked up by the Tory-supporting press. At face value the ex-minister was bemoaning Boris Johnson's absence, when in fact (s)he may have been laying the blame at the door of Mr Johnson while implying that the man may also be a chocolate starfish in human form.

by gav-wan July 8, 2024

Horror hole

The horror hole is equivalent to the butthole. Many venture, and many are left petrified.

Seeking pleasure, homosexual, Jack loved to place other men’s dicks inside of his horror hole.

by CallyB123321son August 16, 2018

Truth-Hole

Someone who is always brutally honest, whom is perceived as a dick or a bitch.

Not trying to be a Truth-Hole, but you shouldn’t wear size 5 when you’re clearly a size 16!

Damn your hair looks like shit!

by Being a dick July 18, 2021

Hole of a woman

A woman you date that can't converse with you unless she thinks it for the approval of another person, but sex with her is strange and interesting because her Virgina is tigghter than other women but she's slept with 392 men unprotected. That's not including repeat offenders

I can't believe I almost got shot at Sturgis because someone wanted this hole of a woman. The bitch likes arts and craft counts money and eats glue.

by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021