Break my Zipper

When seeing a hot girl or thinking about one gives you an erection. Used jokingly to exaggerate the size of one's penis.

"Great, thinking about you in a swimsuit just made me break my zipper."

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see that chick?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, dude! I just broke a zipper!"

by M4d Baumer June 16, 2010

Fill my shoes

To take the place or responsability of someone else.

I cannot play basketball this time, so I 'll have to let my friend fill my shoes.

by Toa Pohatu March 2, 2017

cringe my minge

When someone or something is unbearable, it provokes a cringe sensation in your whole body including your minge.. hence why it must be unbearable.

" ahh he just saw me naked"- PERSON 1

"ohh dear.. cringe my minge"

by bootay caller June 26, 2009

snag my sweater

To rub the wrong way. Irritate or frustrate.

Donald Trump- you snag my sweater every single time you open your mouth.

by Selsie May 30, 2017

Sniff my thumb

When You pick your butt with ur own thumb and it smells bad u ask somone to sniff it for you

Sniff my thumb is when you have an itch in ur butt and it smells really bad and you dicide to pick it with your thumb and then ask somone to sniff it

by Sniffjack February 20, 2017

j's on my feet

J’s is actually a pair of Jordan shoes, and “j’s on my feet” means a person is currently wearing a pair of Jordan sneakers.

I think I can walk all day, because I have j's on my feet

by shiela_72 June 8, 2021

erp my derp

It is an implication for a woman to perform fellatio on a male figure.

Brody: Honestly, I've been with Shannon for 2 weeks and I might ask her to erp my derp afterschool.

by Erp my Derp April 10, 2019